Bearing Fruit
Coming this summer to a toilet near you… The greatest pooems written on the subject of poo. Three brave pooets set …
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Call The Poolice
Someone has done it yet again. Stained, this porcelain has no friend. It’s criminal to treat a toilet this way. …
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SHOP n PLOP
Oh my turd, this is going to be bad. The pain in my coight is the worst I’ve ever had. …
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Foreign Fecal Matter: Part 2
Continpooed from Foreign Fecal Matter: Part 1. It’s been days since I barricaded myself in the research lab. I’m pooping …
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To Doo List
Things get quite busy this time of the year. Without time for pooems I shed a brown tear. To keep …
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A Pooetry Collabpooration: Mr. Creamy Shits!
This is a Pure Pooetry Colabpooration between Shizhard Wizard, Papa Poosepi and Count Dumpula! Hi there folks, Mr. Creamy Shits …
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The Pooman Cometh
The lie some tell to placate oneself. Pipedream of belonging, love, or of wealth. Won’t be pushed out by others’ …
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Rectal To The Rescue: Part 1
My fellow poopers, I have a story to tell. It’s about poop, and also a magic spell. I was at …
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Retripootion
Someone has been leaving their brown curds. On the walls and floors their smeared turds. A small mountain of monstrosities …
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Stubborn Saturday Glue
Another Saturday morning poo. I’m trying to release brown glue. But the tiled floor is a lil chilly. And the …
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Gimme a Minute
I’m finally free to plant my cheeks. I held on so long it began to seep. Into my jocks there …
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Battle Cry of Bog
Rally the troops. Gather the poops. It’s time to sit and fight. Make these shits smite. Flood them with brown …
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Crappy Crab Walk Cramps
I didn’t get the chance to poop at all yesterday. So I had a big load waiting in my brown …
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Master of Nuggets
Did you hear about that one time… When Papa splattered the bowl with slime? Or the time he produced a …
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DOA: Dumped On Arrival
Rushed to the porcelain throne. Bust out a poo with a groan. Made the delivery just in time. Any later …
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Crimping The Pickle
Going about my Saturday work… And of course my bunghole had to twerk. This wasn’t the time to be taking …
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Grizzle Drizzle
I whimper and I whine and I start to grizzle. As out from my anus, leaks a brown poo drizzle. …
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Poo Years Resolution
It was the poo years resolution that got me to writing. For I’d been on a break from porcelain smiting. …
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