A Bad Feeling
I have a bad feeling… From a fart I was peeling… It gave a resounding echo. I’ve had too many …
Multitasking Gone Wrong
Honestly, I’ve never pooped in a sock… But the opposite might get pipes blocked. Before I sat down to take …
Recipe For Poosaster
It was a cold and lazy Sunday morning. Stepping out of my room, my butt was yawning. Breakfast was served …
Fraudulent Poo
I am a pretty regular fella. Mornings I drop brown into yella. But today I gotzta tell ya. I’m plugged …
Breakfast of Bog
What’s for breakfast? Is it crappy crepes? Like Count Dumpula’s tumbling brown apes? Or is it boring toast slathered in …
The Morning After
I awoke suddenly on the throne… To the sound of my butt’s moan. I’d fallen asleep trying to poop. But …
Cold Winter Morn
I was minding my business one cold winter morn. When all of a sudden my butt gave a terrible yawn. …
Mornings Done Right
Ah yes, the morning poo. It’s one of my favourite things to do. All the build up from the night …
Saturday Morning War
It’s time for me to take a ride. Blasting nutty chunks from my hide. Thunderous plops and monsoonal waves. One …
Morning Sog
Upon waking this morning I knew something was askew. A sudden and strange feeling that made me want to spew. …
Monday Morning Stink
The Monday morning stink. Will really make you think. What went through these bowels? Maybe several dead cows. Rectum is …
Papa Poosepi and The Morning Glory
You’re in for a treat coz it’s time for a story. About Papa Poosepi and his morning glory. The day …
Early Morning Quickie
A bit earlier than my usual number two. Today I wait, as I sit on the loo. It’s very pleasant …
A Morning Glory
Early morning and I’m two coffees down. It’s time for me to go lay some brown. I plant my cheeks …
Morning Gory
It was that time for morning glory. With how my stomach felt I knew it would be gory. My stomach …
Morning Glory
Morning glory… what a sight. I waited for this moment since last night. Quick and easy that’s how its done. …
