Poopare For War
In times of peace, you must poopare for war. So that is why I’m shittin’ on the floor! I’m not …
In times of peace, you must poopare for war. So that is why I’m shittin’ on the floor! I’m not …
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …
The other day I started a brand new job, it wasn’t long before I christened it by taking a tremendous …
I currently sit to take a deuce… But I’m having trouble making it sleuce. My cheeks are planted but there’s …
There’s just no time to get more paper. I’ll risk what’s there to clean this caper. It’s cold and raining …
Someone please help me I’m about to give birth, to a fecal baby of astonishing girth. It’s been over 24 …
I could feel within a furious brown. Kicking and screaming before it crowned. Without hesitation, I left the bay. To …
This pud’s for you! A liquid steaming poo. You won’t get drunk. It’s just rear spunk. This frothy number two. …
I think I just blew out my anus. With a catastrophic exodus insanous. Three coffees down and my stomach churned. …
It’s time to set sail on the dark brown sea. We’re going to war to set our turds free. The …
Oh the joys of working a Saturday morn… When a fecal beast decides to spawn. Getting paid to poop is …
Six months ago a release came from within. Yeah, our book may be small and thin… But it’s filled with …
With cheeks firmly planted I put pen to paper. It’s time to rhyme about this pooey caper. It’s a special …
Here’s a tale about some chocolate slurry, which left my ass in quite the hurry. Caffeine was loaded to work …
There’s only two cubicles in this joint. Lack of facilities is the case in point. This is where I work, …
Check out all of my crazy moves… For taking a dump, that’s numbers twos. The Cheekless Drop and The Butter Bean …
You wouldn’t believe what came out my ass. Terrific in magnitude and nothing but class. A single log with impressive …
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