Brown Mountain
I just dropped the world’s heaviest load. It shook the foundations of my abode. Porcelain is somehow still intact. Despite the …
I just dropped the world’s heaviest load. It shook the foundations of my abode. Porcelain is somehow still intact. Despite the …
After taking a monumental dump… I had grave fears for my rump. Inside the bowl it was far from clean. …
I’m hit with an overwhelming urge… To commit the most dire of purge. This awful feeling has taken me hostage. I must …
A distorted trumpet sounds off a toot… A weak brown oozes instead of shoots. An emo screech begins to wail… …
You won’t find any Black Friday sales here. Instead, there’s something that leaves a smear! It’s Brown SaTURDay! A day …
If your throne is peppered with brown specks… You failed your duty of the loo respect. If a reckless rectal …
In the land of the blind, one-eyed man is king. But in the bowl, only the brown eye will sing. So …
The Fumes! The Fumes! My sanity is consumed! The stink trapped in the bed… Is messing with my head. The …
In times of peace, you must poopare for war. So that is why I’m shittin’ on the floor! I’m not …
In my gut, there’s a churning of boiling hot lava. Fuelled by chilli, beans and several cups of java. This …
We all know the feeling of brown overflow… It’s a surging torrent that is raring to go. The levy will …
Something below doesn’t feel right. Something nearby smells of shite. The feeling is off and somewhat unsavoury. Is my crease …
I’m a couple coffees in when I feel the brown sin. If I don’t poop soon the fecal will claim …
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
I clench in my hand a fistful of poop. It’s a warm and soft mushy goop. The dog left me …
This meaty brown stew, in the form of my poo. Its look and smell, sadly too well I knew. As …
A gusty southerly began to blow. Churning the brown seas to and fro. Monsoonal brown rain also fell. Accompanied by …