The Silent Fiend
At long last I’m all alone. Sitting quietly on the throne. The sound of silence is such relief… Like an …
At long last I’m all alone. Sitting quietly on the throne. The sound of silence is such relief… Like an …
There’s someone in the cubical adjacent. This is no time to be complacent. I must dock like a ninja… without …
The brown mule was kicking, letting me know… I needed a throne fast so to a throne I did go. …
Can’t a guy get some peace and quiet? Pooping in silence..have you ever tried it? I go to the loo …
Is there such a thing as too much fibre in your diet? I ask because my pooping time is never …
Currently, my anus is firmly seated. I had to throne, so I quickly retreated. Today for lunch was tasty Red …
What happened to those things that make blue water? My porcelain struggles with this brown slaughter. I remember once things …
That seriously did not just happen… An apoocalypse while I was a-crappin’. Something monstrous was making its way… Through my …
Every time I poop its gigantic in girth. Forget the bowl I worry about planet Earth. Hurdling into the bowl …
I have a disease. Well, it’s more of a sickness. I block toilets with turds of mammoth thickness. No matter …
The challenge is made, the challenge is issued. I grab my wand wrapped in toilet tissue. Papa Poosepi has challenged …
Darkness fell upon the bowl… As The Wizard arrived to reap souls. He prays on the innocent who have no …
We often think of toilets as somewhat good. The place to rid our bodies of digested food. But what if …
Like a slow-moving snail, my poop started to crown. Obviously aware that soon it would drown. It kept its pace …
I just released a covid whopper. A highly contagious stinking plopper. On fast food and coffee is where it grows. …
Wow… the size of that deuce was truly epic. Almost as huge as this current pandemic. The ghastly smell made …
I ask you, what the heck is going on? The toilet paper was flowing 20 miles long! Now there isn’t …
Why is it so difficult for corn to digest? When it comes to pooping it’s not like the rest. Sometimes …