No Respect
I’m a couple coffees in when I feel the brown sin. If I don’t poop soon the fecal will claim …
I’m a couple coffees in when I feel the brown sin. If I don’t poop soon the fecal will claim …
I love drinking coffee, oh yes I do. The only problem is the monstrous poo. After a few cups of …
I’m about to make a doodoo pie. Fresh and steaming from my brown eye. I lay some paper to contain …
I just released a covid whopper. A highly contagious stinking plopper. On fast food and coffee is where it grows. …
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …
Reporting on the mission, secret agent 002. I had a stealthy and secret job to doodoo. The objective was a …
Do you know poops are prehistoric? And no, that question is not rhetoric. Thought to exist in the ancient Brown …
Have you ever taken a scary shite? The kind that makes you scream in fright? Nothing about the following is …
White was the porcelain prior to use. It wouldn’t last long cos I needed to deuce. Last nights meal was …
It was a cold and lazy Sunday morning. Stepping out of my room, my butt was yawning. Breakfast was served …
A late night coffee has caused a tussle. My bowel is moving and starting to rustle. Pain is unbearable I …
What’s for breakfast? Is it crappy crepes? Like Count Dumpula’s tumbling brown apes? Or is it boring toast slathered in …
Two iced coffees and I’m about to down a third. Soon the onset of a vicious and violent turd. But …
I hold aloft this classy brown drink. I foresee in my future a terrible stink. This robust espresso looks quite …
They say cleanliness is next to godliness. A drink coaster saves me from the obvious. You see no one wants …
Here I stand, taking a big ol’ whiz. Then the smell hits me, there it is. This wee stinks of …
On the throne I sat to take a dump… Which blasted out in a magnificent clump. The porcelain cracked and …
I think I just blew out my anus. With a catastrophic exodus insanous. Three coffees down and my stomach churned. …