Going about my Saturday work…
And of course my bunghole had to twerk.
This wasn’t the time to be taking a poo…
The work was piled high that I had to do.
I continued on but the wind began to break…
Being so busy I pushed on not knowing how much I could take.
Then the wind turned into one big trump.
I knew it was my queue to take this dump.
I raced to the loo as the sensation did not tickle.
I needed it out the dreaded stink pickle.
I used all my might and all my strength.
And finally was able to crimp off some length.