Going about my Saturday work, and of course my bunghole had to twerk.
This wasn’t the time to be taking a poo, the work was piled high that I had to do.
I continued on but the wind began to break, being so busy I pushed on not knowing how much I could take.
Then the wind turned into one big trump, I knew it was my queue to take this dump.
I raced to the loo as the sensation did not tickle, I needed it out the dreaded stink pickle.
I used all my might and all my strength, and finally was able to crimp off some length.