There’s a Goblin in My Loo
There’s a goblin in my loo. He devours all the poo. But he’s quite a nice chap. Never gives a …
There’s a goblin in my loo. He devours all the poo. But he’s quite a nice chap. Never gives a …
If your throne is peppered with brown specks… You failed your duty of the loo respect. If a reckless rectal …
In times of peace, you must poopare for war. So that is why I’m shittin’ on the floor! I’m not …
I swear this plane just hit some rough turbulence… Just as I blasted away some lengthy flatulence. I’m miles above …
We all know the feeling of brown overflow… It’s a surging torrent that is raring to go. The levy will …
It seems like an age since we’ve written. But I can assure you we’re still shittin’. In fact, a wafting …
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
I love drinking coffee, oh yes I do. The only problem is the monstrous poo. After a few cups of …
Can’t a guy get some peace and quiet? Pooping in silence..have you ever tried it? I go to the loo …
My loo is shattered and gross. It’s certainly nothing I would boast. Yet busting to go I had little choice. …
The dead man’s doo, sat at the bottom of the loo. It had been lying there for a week or …
The sewers beneath old London town… Conceal a secret coated in brown. The tubes and pipes that lead to dunnies… …
Something in my gut did not feel good. Clearly I’ve eaten the wrong kind of food. Time was of the …
I don’t mean to cause anyone to fret… But I’m here to settle a doodoo debt. I hadn’t visited the …
The aftermath of my last massive meal… Left my bowels with a wet and soggy feel. But an odd thing …
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
The past must have been such a bore. Our forefathers never had cheeks this sore. The kids today can’t use …