Caffeine Volcano
I love drinking coffee, oh yes I do. The only problem is the monstrous poo. After a few cups of …
I love drinking coffee, oh yes I do. The only problem is the monstrous poo. After a few cups of …
Can’t a guy get some peace and quiet? Pooping in silence..have you ever tried it? I go to the loo …
My loo is shattered and gross. It’s certainly nothing I would boast. Yet busting to go I had little choice. …
The dead man’s doo, sat at the bottom of the loo. It had been lying there for a week or …
The sewers beneath old London town… Conceal a secret coated in brown. The tubes and pipes that lead to dunnies… …
Something in my gut did not feel good. Clearly I’ve eaten the wrong kind of food. Time was of the …
I don’t mean to cause anyone to fret… But I’m here to settle a doodoo debt. I hadn’t visited the …
The aftermath of my last massive meal… Left my bowels with a wet and soggy feel. But an odd thing …
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
The past must have been such a bore. Our forefathers never had cheeks this sore. The kids today can’t use …
I have a disease. Well, it’s more of a sickness. I block toilets with turds of mammoth thickness. No matter …
The challenge is made, the challenge is issued. I grab my wand wrapped in toilet tissue. Papa Poosepi has challenged …
No one’s died shooting a stinky air squirt. Yet the one I just tooted really did hurt! It was followed …
Desperately I fled from my angry pursuers. Yet what I needed were the sewers. Somewhere, anywhere to unleash what lay …
I didn’t plan to fart as I blew out a sneeze. And sadly along with it came the rear sleaze. …
Have you ever rushed off to the loo… To unload a much-needed number two? Only to have something violent happen… …
Here is a story about a stealthy brown attack. The battle took place within my own crack. I foolishly delayed …
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …