Fecal Freckles
If your throne is peppered with brown specks… You failed your duty of the loo respect. If a reckless rectal …
A Bad Feeling
I have a bad feeling… From a fart I was peeling… It gave a resounding echo. I’ve had too many …
The Purist Pooet
The Purist Pooet is dedicated to his art. Mentally preparing when he toots a fart. He’s committed to the pooetry …
Repugnant Rapunzel
An ungodly stink so fetid and sick… Hit my nostrils like a tonne of bricks. A blunt force trauma so …
Fecal Failure
Here is a terrible tale of a sickening brown fail… When I was pranked by a caca-cocktail. I had just …
Angry Rear Crater
Last night’s meal was a meaty feast. Foolishly I had fueled an inner beast. By morning my southern regions were …
My Anus is Aflame
Akin to an old mower is my rear. It lurches and splutters into gear. And just now I let rip …
Cheese and Dairy
What was once a mountain of cheese and dairy… Is now something gross and scary. I slurped the milkshake, but …
Letting Off Some Steam
It’s high time I let off some steam. Before my jeans burst at the seam. I’m filled with noxious, angry …
The Apoocalypse is Near!
I have to ask, is there anything worse? Than incoming flood from the rear purse… You fumble to get your …
Threat of Slime
Dangerously I was asleep at the wheel. But was awakened by a fart I did peel. And luckily it happened …
An Awful Hatching
You’d better start the fan and light a match. Cos something awful from my rear did hatch. Hanging in the …
Ex-Meat Sauce
My porcelain throne is empty like the streets. Until now my ass had issued a retreat! This shiny bowl, oh …
Take A Bow
The spitting and the splatting… Came the spluttery shatting. The claggy and the gooey. My rear feels a bit spewy. …
The Ghastly Appoorition Returns
The ghastly appoorition has returned. My bowels have simply not learned. I failed to eat well. My rear emits a …
The Calm Before The Storm
This is the calm before the storm. Prior to the unsavoury being born. Everything is peaceful and quiet. One could …
Accidental Sleaze
I didn’t plan to fart as I blew out a sneeze. And sadly along with it came the rear sleaze. …
