Pure Pooetry - Hai-Poo

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Undigested bits. Float around the toilet bowl. Is this too corny? By Guest Pooet, The People’s Pooet

Pure Pooetry

Feeling comes on strong. Have to run and drop my pants. That was a surprise. By Guest Pooet, The …

Pure Pooetry

Eat high fibre food. Mr. Hankey Christmas Poo. Will give gifts to you. By Guest Pooet, The People’s Pooet

Pure Pooetry

Does the pope be a paedophile to a bear cub shitting in the woods? By Guest Pooet, The People’s …

Pure Pooetry

Pushing out a rock. Now the seal has been broken. Geyser made of poo. By Guest Pooet, The People’s …

Pure Pooetry

Stalactite hangs from my butt. Pulling on a hair. It falls down now with a splash. By Guest Pooet, …

Pure Pooetry

Pellets falling down. Am I rabbit or human? Splash back is a bitch. By Guest Pooet, The People’s Pooet

Pure Pooetry

Logs so hard to move. Followed by an avalanche. Brown stain on my shoe. By Guest Pooet, The People’s …

Pure Pooetry

Ate a special cake. It’s secret ingredient… Chem-lax laxatives. By Guest Pooet, The People’s Pooet

Pure Pooetry

8 pints of Guiness. That was my dinner last night. Meaty log of poo. By Guest Pooet, The People’s …

Pure Pooetry

Chilli burns my mouth. Same above as down below. Burning ring of fire. By Guest Pooet, The People’s Pooet

Pure Pooetry