Release Brown Sausage
I’m hit with an overwhelming urge… To commit the most dire of purge. This awful feeling has taken me hostage. I must …
I’m hit with an overwhelming urge… To commit the most dire of purge. This awful feeling has taken me hostage. I must …
Substance within is about to explode. This gut harbours a deadly payload. Flatulence attack unprecedented. Rupturing bubbles all fermented. Bowel …
The Fumes! The Fumes! My sanity is consumed! The stink trapped in the bed… Is messing with my head. The …
In my gut, there’s a churning of boiling hot lava. Fuelled by chilli, beans and several cups of java. This …
Something in my gut did not feel good. Clearly I’ve eaten the wrong kind of food. Time was of the …
The stars have aligned, my bowels are primed. Centuries have waited for this brown grime. Within me brews an epic …
Dude, I badly need to take a shit. My nostrils currently take the hit. Fart after fart I fear the …
Desperately I fled from my angry pursuers. Yet what I needed were the sewers. Somewhere, anywhere to unleash what lay …
This one goes out to Kirk. A big Pure Pooetry fan who is doing it tough. ❤️ I’m feeling a …
I have to ask, is there anything worse? Than incoming flood from the rear purse… You fumble to get your …
A terrible gut sensation overcame my person. Biding my time, but the feeling did worsen. So into the porcelain, I …
The spitting and the splatting… Came the spluttery shatting. The claggy and the gooey. My rear feels a bit spewy. …
Constipation is downright sucky. Glued fast is the brown mucky. And if you are strapped for time… How do you …
The ghastly appoorition has returned. My bowels have simply not learned. I failed to eat well. My rear emits a …
Last night’s burger was delicious and nice. But this morning my rectum is paying the price. My gut felt normal, …
Here is a story about a stealthy brown attack. The battle took place within my own crack. I foolishly delayed …
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …
Something has made my gut upset. A brown is brewing, I’m willing to bet! I’ll drink some Eno, then feel …