Pure Pooetry

Frequently Asked Questions

What is this website?

This is Pure Pooetry! Just as the name suggests, it is all about pooetry! Pooetry is exactly as it sounds, pooems about poop! We consider ourselves to be the epitome bog blog! We also have a section called Poose, which is like Prose (in a nutshell non-rhyming pooetry) and another section called Hai-poo, which is like Haiku (Japanese pooetry)!

Who runs this website, and who writes these pooems?

We are a group of friends with a very a similar (and a silly) sense of humour, who one day realised we had a knack for writing hilarious pooetry.

How long has this been going on?

We started the website in March 2015, but the idea and the act of writing pooems started many years before.

Can I send in my own pooems?

You absolutely can! We would love to share your works with the world. We do have some rules though, so please head over to our Shitmissions page to read them and send us your work!

Where can I get a Pure Pooetry coffee mug / sticker / book / other products?

Right from us here, at www.purepooetry.com/shop. We have a lot of products available from our affiliate websites too!

Is it safe to buy from this website?

It sure it. We use SSL (Secure Sockets Layer) with 256-bit encryption to keep everything nice and secure. See the “s” in the “https” part of our web address? That means we are safe and secure!

Are you the only pooetry website around?

No, not at all. However, we think we are the best. Feel free to search for others, they do exist, however they do not have the same amount of content we do, nor the poofessionalism we have. We post new pooems several times a week, and have been doing so since 2015!

Are you crazy?

Aren’t we all? ;-P