Black Friday, Brown SaTURDay
You won’t find any Black Friday sales here. Instead, there’s something that leaves a smear! It’s Brown SaTURDay! A day …
There’s a Goblin in My Loo
There’s a goblin in my loo. He devours all the poo. But he’s quite a nice chap. Never gives a …
The Golden Throne
We all know the feeling of brown overflow… It’s a surging torrent that is raring to go. The levy will …
Degrees of Roughness
Ever planted your palm on the opposite wall? While wiping away the brown once and for all? Well, picture this …
Rumpty Dumpty
I’m Rumpty Dumpty, I’ve got a big head. And I just decided to drop a brown egg! From my high …
The Ghastly Appoorition Returns
The ghastly appoorition has returned. My bowels have simply not learned. I failed to eat well. My rear emits a …
Better Not Slip
Last night’s burger was delicious and nice. But this morning my rectum is paying the price. My gut felt normal, …
Clean Break
This damn log feels jammed. Half way out the shits crammed. If only I had a bogdozer to nudge… This …
Slow Brown Hurl
I’m taking the first dump at work for the new year. This one’s a slow release as it inches out …
Not a Moment Poo Soon
Move your ass! I gotta plant mine! My butt is about to flood the slime! This is an urgent, no-joke …
Chocolate Whip
Porcelain filled to the brim. All deposits into the swim. Actually, more like a drown. In the bowl nothing but …
Stinky Ballad
While eating an oily garden salad… My ass trumpeted a stinky ballad. Regarding the scent, I was not a fan. …
Filling The Pumpkin
Oh boy oh boy, it’s time for Halloween. The best time to eject from my spleen. My pumpkin is carved …
Rather Pale
Ever done a poop that looked rather pale? Mine came out like bread that was stale. I don’t feel unwell, …
Whirlpool Fudge Tunnel
There is no toilet I cannot defile. My aftermath will leave no smile. When I unleash the terrible mixture. The …
The Struggle Within
A squelch between my cheeks meant only one thing. Something was brewing and it resembled chow mein. I tried to …
Fire in The Hole!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! I just blew out the bowl! It was an explosive shit. The porcelain took the hit. …
