I whimper and I whine and I start to grizzle.
As out from my anus, leaks a brown poo drizzle.

Down my left leg and down my right.
The enormity of the poo gave me quite the fright.

Out from below it comes, in my pants no longer.
The material breaks, I need something stronger.

Not much I can do now but wait for the end.
And hope this awful mess won’t fill the S-bend!