On The Floor
I wasn’t aware that I needed to shit… Until my nostrils got a stinky hit. It trumped even the mere …
Thy Fart is Turder
A distorted trumpet sounds off a toot… A weak brown oozes instead of shoots. An emo screech begins to wail… …
The Brown Gherkin
A sudden pain in the guts was the first warning. Then a trumpet announced a bog was spawning. Out it spewed …
The Lumberjack: Redux
Hear the creaking and the cracking… Then into water, logs smacking. His mighty axe swings and attacks… Logs fly out …
Brown Barnacle
The seas were angry my good friends. As a monstrous barnacle traversed the s-bends. This was no ordinary marine crustacean. …
The Secret of Clean
What’s the best way to get the bowl clean? What’s the secret for a shiny gleam? There’s a method known …
Chocolate Slurpee
There’s no such thing as a Chocolate Slurpee. Only a backdoor vomit and burpy. It’s not a cool treat on …
Repugnant Rapunzel
An ungodly stink so fetid and sick… Hit my nostrils like a tonne of bricks. A blunt force trauma so …
The Royal Flush
King Shit rules from his porcelain throne. And I the lowly servant wipe his tailbone. Cleaning the royal dunnies are …
A Dead Man’s Doo
The dead man’s doo, sat at the bottom of the loo. It had been lying there for a week or …
Dirty Business
What happened to those things that make blue water? My porcelain struggles with this brown slaughter. I remember once things …
Drop The Brown Anchor Me Farties!
A jolly good scrubbing was in order… After I polluted the lower deck water. The whole damn crew would grin …
Not a Friend
Bowels are loaded, bowels are primed. It’s time to unleash an ounce of slime! It comes out thick, it comes …
I’m Out of Order
I have a disease. Well, it’s more of a sickness. I block toilets with turds of mammoth thickness. No matter …
Turned To Darkness – Part II
The challenge is made, the challenge is issued. I grab my wand wrapped in toilet tissue. Papa Poosepi has challenged …
Swamp Water
A terrible gut sensation overcame my person. Biding my time, but the feeling did worsen. So into the porcelain, I …
Make it a Large
I’m so damn proud of what I just produced… An indescribable torpoodo from my caboose. I heard the warning sirens …
