Poopare For War
In times of peace, you must poopare for war. So that is why I’m shittin’ on the floor! I’m not …
In times of peace, you must poopare for war. So that is why I’m shittin’ on the floor! I’m not …
There’s someone in the cubical adjacent. This is no time to be complacent. I must dock like a ninja… without …
I have a bad feeling… From a fart I was peeling… It gave a resounding echo. I’ve had too many …
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
This meaty brown stew, in the form of my poo. Its look and smell, sadly too well I knew. As …
I love drinking coffee, oh yes I do. The only problem is the monstrous poo. After a few cups of …
An ungodly stink so fetid and sick… Hit my nostrils like a tonne of bricks. A blunt force trauma so …
It’s a good thing no one can smell this shiz. Cos I’m dropping a stinker like no one’s biz! It’s …
I don’t mean to cause anyone to fret… But I’m here to settle a doodoo debt. I hadn’t visited the …
Sometimes my doo has a really stale smell. Usually when I haven’t dumped in a spell. And the colour looks …
Every time I poop its gigantic in girth. Forget the bowl I worry about planet Earth. Hurdling into the bowl …
I’m laying in bed in the dead of night. My bowel rumbles and needs to shite. But first I sound …
Is this a marathon? I think I’ve got the runs… And believe you me this isn’t at all fun. Within …
In the dead of night, I was awoken from sleep. I detected a stench that stealthily did creep. It worked …
A colossal exodus from my bunghole… In just one go has filled the bowl. But the rancid stink, so rich …
Like a slow-moving snail, my poop started to crown. Obviously aware that soon it would drown. It kept its pace …
You know what would be an utter disaster? While driving, unleashing the brown blaster. I’m talking about an explosion of …