Brown Barnacle
The seas were angry my good friends. As a monstrous barnacle traversed the s-bends. This was no ordinary marine crustacean. …
The seas were angry my good friends. As a monstrous barnacle traversed the s-bends. This was no ordinary marine crustacean. …
What’s the best way to get the bowl clean? What’s the secret for a shiny gleam? There’s a method known …
An ungodly stink so fetid and sick… Hit my nostrils like a tonne of bricks. A blunt force trauma so …
Currently, my anus is firmly seated. I had to throne, so I quickly retreated. Today for lunch was tasty Red …
King Shit rules from his porcelain throne. And I the lowly servant wipe his tailbone. Cleaning the royal dunnies are …
What happened to those things that make blue water? My porcelain struggles with this brown slaughter. I remember once things …
Bowels are loaded, bowels are primed. It’s time to unleash an ounce of slime! It comes out thick, it comes …
This is a tale to lament the porcelain gleam. Now met its end by lumps of brown and green. Once …
I’m perched on the porcelain, slumped in a hunch. Trying to poop but my undies are in a bunch. I …
Sitting on the throne late one evening… I felt a shudder as the brown was leaving. This dump at dusk …
I don’t mean to cause anyone to fret… But I’m here to settle a doodoo debt. I hadn’t visited the …
That seriously did not just happen… An apoocalypse while I was a-crappin’. Something monstrous was making its way… Through my …
The stars have aligned, my bowels are primed. Centuries have waited for this brown grime. Within me brews an epic …
After what seems a millennium The Count has risen. A full brown moon is out and nuggets will be spillin’. …
Three poops in a day is a bit too much. And it hasn’t helped to soften the touch. My hole …
My dangler dropped, my dangler did fall. A splash was heard throughout the stall. Then came the sound of a …
The skies above are raining cats and dogs. But in my porcelain, it’s a storm of bogs. A wet one …
A terrible gut sensation overcame my person. Biding my time, but the feeling did worsen. So into the porcelain, I …