There’s a Goblin in My Loo
There’s a goblin in my loo. He devours all the poo. But he’s quite a nice chap. Never gives a …
There’s a goblin in my loo. He devours all the poo. But he’s quite a nice chap. Never gives a …
An ungodly stink so fetid and sick… Hit my nostrils like a tonne of bricks. A blunt force trauma so …
My loo is shattered and gross. It’s certainly nothing I would boast. Yet busting to go I had little choice. …
The stars have aligned, my bowels are primed. Centuries have waited for this brown grime. Within me brews an epic …
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
After what seems a millennium The Count has risen. A full brown moon is out and nuggets will be spillin’. …
The challenge is made, the challenge is issued. I grab my wand wrapped in toilet tissue. Papa Poosepi has challenged …
Darkness fell upon the bowl… As The Wizard arrived to reap souls. He prays on the innocent who have no …
Like a slow-moving snail, my poop started to crown. Obviously aware that soon it would drown. It kept its pace …
After depositing a dreadful load… And luckily safe in my abode. But upon my face grew a sneer. When into …
Have you ever rushed off to the loo… To unload a much-needed number two? Only to have something violent happen… …
So once again it’s that time of year… The Count searches for the poofect rear. Halloween is upon us, meaning …
It’s the time of year for ghastly ghouls… Tricks and treats and scary stools. It’s already Halloween can you imagine? …
Oh boy oh boy, it’s time for Halloween. The best time to eject from my spleen. My pumpkin is carved …
Do you know poops are prehistoric? And no, that question is not rhetoric. Thought to exist in the ancient Brown …
I detect a most vile scent in the air. It’s mean and cruel and does not care. I regret inhaling …
Laying in wait for the perfect chance… To give you a surprise in your underpants. This ghastly being is known …
Today while walking I passed a brown cat. Afterwards into my pants an accidental scat. Back inside I carelessly opened …