The Silent Fiend
At long last I’m all alone. Sitting quietly on the throne. The sound of silence is such relief… Like an …
At long last I’m all alone. Sitting quietly on the throne. The sound of silence is such relief… Like an …
In times of peace, you must poopare for war. So that is why I’m shittin’ on the floor! I’m not …
I have a bad feeling… From a fart I was peeling… It gave a resounding echo. I’ve had too many …
The challenge is made, the challenge is issued. I grab my wand wrapped in toilet tissue. Papa Poosepi has challenged …
Is this a marathon? I think I’ve got the runs… And believe you me this isn’t at all fun. Within …
Mexican last night was quite the feast. But now I’m harbouring a monstrous beast. To boot, the gas is far …
Something has made my gut upset. A brown is brewing, I’m willing to bet! I’ll drink some Eno, then feel …
I really need to take a big poo. Like a baby shark, a doodoo da doodoo. I don’t wanna hold …
I decided I needed to have a detox. My gas stunk worse than my socks. It was so bad people …
In the infamous words of ECW, “HOLY SHIT!” Here’s a story so lend me your ears, quick! This story is …
In Winter it’s nice to be all warm and toasty… Especially when taking a golden brown roasty. Man, do I …
Lately, my name has been Farts Galore. I’ve been dropping bombs and stinky spores. The farts have been flying out …
Why am I so damn gassy? Clouds are plumming out my assy. These stinky gale force winds… Reek like thousand-year-old …
It was time for bed when I got the alert… I needed the toilet fast before my ass went berserk. …
Struggling with the girth of a ghastly behemoth. I pushed and pushed and began to screamoth. What was inside refused …
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …