An Evil Presence
I’m wearing a long and tight belt. So an evil presence is not felt. These pants contain the unholy stink. …
I’m wearing a long and tight belt. So an evil presence is not felt. These pants contain the unholy stink. …
In the land of the blind, one-eyed man is king. But in the bowl, only the brown eye will sing. So …
The Fumes! The Fumes! My sanity is consumed! The stink trapped in the bed… Is messing with my head. The …
The seas were angry my good friends. As a monstrous barnacle traversed the s-bends. This was no ordinary marine crustacean. …
Do you press the half flush or full? It depends if the stink is nasty and cruel. Cos if that …
An ungodly stink so fetid and sick… Hit my nostrils like a tonne of bricks. A blunt force trauma so …
The fragrance sprayed totalled thrice. Yet still lingered the unsavoury spice. Nostrils are stung and set ablaze. In frozen state, …
Currently, my anus is firmly seated. I had to throne, so I quickly retreated. Today for lunch was tasty Red …
We don’t care what the haters think. We write pooems and of course they stink! But amongst the rubble there’s …
I’m laying in bed in the dead of night. My bowel rumbles and needs to shite. But first I sound …
Last night’s meal was a meaty feast. Foolishly I had fueled an inner beast. By morning my southern regions were …
A colossal exodus from my bunghole… In just one go has filled the bowl. But the rancid stink, so rich …
The skies above are raining cats and dogs. But in my porcelain, it’s a storm of bogs. A wet one …
This is the calm before the storm. Prior to the unsavoury being born. Everything is peaceful and quiet. One could …
This poop has been a long time in the making. For ages, my insides have been baking. And now it’s …
You take a dump as you normally would. But there’s a scent of something not so good. You checked and …
I’m fuming and furious! I’m goddamn livid! Locked in a room where a stink was delivered! Woe is me, I’ve …