Take The Fall
I can’t tell where the blood stopped and the poo started. I blew my hole out, when I farted. It was …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Murky Hell
I actually don’t know what to write anymore. As there is sweat on the seat that I can’t ignore. It’s …
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Early Warning
I got a warning. Early this morning. That something was wrong. with a foul smell so strong. With a spring …
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Post-Lunch Rumbles
I’ve got the post-lunch rumbles. Gradually my willpower crumbles. Holding it in with all my might. But the brown must …
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Wiped Too Soon
Much like any other shit, this is how it started. I asked out loud, “…was that me who farted?” The …
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Plastic Bag
Here’s another tale and yes it’s true. And as usual, it’s all about poo. I have a brother, several years …
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Get Me Outta Here!
What a vile place is the toilet, it’s so small and hot it really spoils it. Here I am trying …
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Enter The Poo Mutant!
I was once a normal human being, Now a sight to which you’ll be fleeing. I am The Almighty Poo …
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The Rage Borry
This day sucks I wish I could turn the page. But instead, I’ll take a borry of rage. It’s the …
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Oh The Joys
I really like to take a poo. There’s nothing else I’d rather do. It’s very peaceful while you wait. It’s …
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1 + 1 = POO!
The fuel for this bog is awfully strong. I have attempted something so very wrong. I did not flush the …
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The Raging Storm
My eye of brown began to weep, as a toxic gas began to seep. Something has made my coight quite …
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A Whippy and A Drippy
It’s my first poo of the day. It’s completely solid and there is no spray. It quite easily began to …
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Poo Battle
I’m in the thick of a poo battle. Brown trophies adorn my mantle. My fallen comrades, beneath me lay. The …
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A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
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A Hole in One
I walked the stairs to go to the loo, the whole time dropping my guts while trying not to poo. …
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Deafening Shout
With a deafening shout, my poo did sprout. It’s enormity in size, my anus’ demise. With its foul stink, my …
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Poo & E=mc2
I go to the toilet and what do I see? A long black hair looking at me. It lay in …
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