No Pain, No Poop
Here’s a story of the most heinous of shites. A mighty bog battle, the worst of all fights. I had …
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Minding My Own Business
Here I am minding my own business… When my bowels think it’s Christmas. What’s happening? Is it a party or …
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Danish Pastry
Something feels loose, in my caboose. Mustn’t lay brown egg, like a goose. Something wants out, maybe brown grout. It …
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Feigned Relief
I grimaced then peaked and felt such relief. Cos prior I’d done what ladies call a queef. I’d feared my undies …
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A Limerick
A young man in the Serengeti, Sat on a packet of uncooked spaghetti. His anus was ripped, Into ten thousand …
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Egg and Bacon
Up rose a waft of egg and bacon. From my gut that is now achin’. Then a scent of baked beans. That …
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Scatastrophe
While going on a walk with the dog… A scent breezed by, a hint of bog. Old Rover had released quite …
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Chilly Session
Bowels are ready but cheeks are timid. If I don’t poop soon, butt will be livid. But the seat is …
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Heavy Brown Rocks
Pull up your socks and drop your jocks, it’s time to drop some heavy brown rocks. The seat may be …
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Stand To Attention
Women complain we often miss.Yet I never felt Posideon’s Kiss. Cos I’m a dead shot, a winning bullseye. I’m a hole …
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Doom of The Gurgler!
I just ate four roast beef burgers. Now I’m brewing a monster gurgler. I can feel it stewing in my …
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Touching Cloth: Redux
A rumbling ripple, I fear brown stipple. Find loo before ass becomes cripple. My gut just spun, this is far …
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Meteorite Madness: Redux
There’s a meteorite headed straight for Earth. And it’s got a mighty wide girth. But it’s not the one you’ve …
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Greasy Bricks
The sweat gathers on my butt cheeks. But this session has left me weak. Constipation makes it hard to poop. …
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The Places You’ll Go!
Where our precious butts take rest. To perform the duty we like best. Should be pillowed and comfy. And never …
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Royal Trout
There once was a king on his throne… Who passed a turd of the likes unknown. With a heave and …
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An Unpleasant Outing
I just had an unpleasant outing. Of some sickening sauerkrauting. Allow me take you back to the start. As usual it …
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