Master of Nuggets

Did you hear about that one time…
When Papa splattered the bowl with slime?

Or the time he produced a mammoth poo…
Which cracked the bowl of the porcelain loo?

When it comes to turds Papa’s in a league of his own.
He can produce many samples… some even unknown.

Like the poo that he is currently taking.
Some wheaties and a coffee has been slowly baking.

The stench is rife, removing oxygen from the air.
Try not to sniff or lose your nostril hair.

So take care if you meet Papa Poosepi…
He might just give you some of his famous spooghetti.

Pure Pooetry

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