Black Friday, Brown SaTURDay
You won’t find any Black Friday sales here. Instead, there’s something that leaves a smear! It’s Brown SaTURDay! A day …
There’s a Goblin in My Loo
There’s a goblin in my loo. He devours all the poo. But he’s quite a nice chap. Never gives a …
Extruding The Noodle
In the land of the blind, one-eyed man is king. But in the bowl, only the brown eye will sing. So …
The Big Brown Boa
A gusty southerly began to blow. Churning the brown seas to and fro. Monsoonal brown rain also fell. Accompanied by …
Half Flush or Full?: Redux
Do you press the half flush or full? It depends if the stink is nasty and cruel. Cos if that …
The Royal Flush
King Shit rules from his porcelain throne. And I the lowly servant wipe his tailbone. Cleaning the royal dunnies are …
The Magic Poorridge Pot
My loo is shattered and gross. It’s certainly nothing I would boast. Yet busting to go I had little choice. …
Rumble in The Bronx
That seriously did not just happen… An apoocalypse while I was a-crappin’. Something monstrous was making its way… Through my …
A Slam Dunk
With a loud resounding POOTOHEY… I violently fired a brown gooey. With such a high-speed rectal blast… In a speckled …
Stale Stool
Sometimes my doo has a really stale smell. Usually when I haven’t dumped in a spell. And the colour looks …
Fecal Failure
Here is a terrible tale of a sickening brown fail… When I was pranked by a caca-cocktail. I had just …
I’m Out of Order
I have a disease. Well, it’s more of a sickness. I block toilets with turds of mammoth thickness. No matter …
Turned To Darkness – Part I
Darkness fell upon the bowl… As The Wizard arrived to reap souls. He prays on the innocent who have no …
Can’t Shake This Nagging Doubt
So I’m dropping a load just like I normally would… When the last lump asks why he should. He is …
Free as a Bird
My knee gave out in the middle of a wipe. Grasping to the side, the wall received a swipe. A …
Clogged Soup
Constipation is downright sucky. Glued fast is the brown mucky. And if you are strapped for time… How do you …
