No Respect
I’m a couple coffees in when I feel the brown sin. If I don’t poop soon the fecal will claim …
A Searing Hot Wound
I can’t handle chilli like I once could. Paprika leaves my nethers feeling not so good. If a meal is …
The Royal Flush
King Shit rules from his porcelain throne. And I the lowly servant wipe his tailbone. Cleaning the royal dunnies are …
The Double Handed Wipe
This is a tale to lament the porcelain gleam. Now met its end by lumps of brown and green. Once …
Blockage of Brown
Those nachos tasted awesome going in… But gave me a gas stinking of pure sin. And the cheeseburger loaded with …
Turned To Darkness – Part II
The challenge is made, the challenge is issued. I grab my wand wrapped in toilet tissue. Papa Poosepi has challenged …
Degrees of Roughness
Ever planted your palm on the opposite wall? While wiping away the brown once and for all? Well, picture this …
Turd Times The Charm
Three poops in a day is a bit too much. And it hasn’t helped to soften the touch. My hole …
Doodoo Baking
I’m about to make a doodoo pie. Fresh and steaming from my brown eye. I lay some paper to contain …
Don’t Wipe Back in Anger
I’ve anger in my heart, anger in my bowels. I wiped too hard and released a howl. I’m furious at …
Tailpipe Troubles
I’ve got a brown log stuck in the tailpipe. I can’t remove it, even with a wipe. It only pushed …
Free as a Bird
My knee gave out in the middle of a wipe. Grasping to the side, the wall received a swipe. A …
Make it a Large
I’m so damn proud of what I just produced… An indescribable torpoodo from my caboose. I heard the warning sirens …
Excrapvation
When you need to go in deep… To wipe out that heinous ex-meat. You consider using the ice cream scoop. …
Can’t Wipe Lefty
As much as I try, and try as I might… I can only ever wipe with my right. A lefty …
A Barrage of Brown
A barrage of brown, came flooding my town. The torrential downpour was headed southbound. It filled the bowl, and drained …
Doodoo Debt
I ask you, is there no greater issue… Than being without toilet tissue? When you’ve expelled the chocolate fudge… And …
Slaughter of The Bowl
After eating some insanely spicy chicken… The insides of my bowels started to thicken. The heat was potent and intense. …
