On The Floor
I wasn’t aware that I needed to shit… Until my nostrils got a stinky hit. It trumped even the mere …
I wasn’t aware that I needed to shit… Until my nostrils got a stinky hit. It trumped even the mere …
I just released some Bangers and Mush. Promptly following I pressed the flush! That was a real banger, I promise …
Substance within is about to explode. This gut harbours a deadly payload. Flatulence attack unprecedented. Rupturing bubbles all fermented. Bowel …
A warm breeze came wafting by. And it brought a tear to my eye. But not tears of joy nor …
You don’t wanna know, you don’t wanna see. This thing that just came out of me. It’s monstrous and epic, …
The Fumes! The Fumes! My sanity is consumed! The stink trapped in the bed… Is messing with my head. The …
A gusty southerly began to blow. Churning the brown seas to and fro. Monsoonal brown rain also fell. Accompanied by …
The stinkiest of shits I have just done. Such a revolting stench leaving my bum. I don’t know how and …
It’s a good thing no one can smell this shiz. Cos I’m dropping a stinker like no one’s biz! It’s …
The fragrance sprayed totalled thrice. Yet still lingered the unsavoury spice. Nostrils are stung and set ablaze. In frozen state, …
Bowels are loaded, bowels are primed. It’s time to unleash an ounce of slime! It comes out thick, it comes …
A deep long tooting like from an obe… Came from the occupied commode. Hideously wafting outward vile scent. This stench …
The stars have aligned, my bowels are primed. Centuries have waited for this brown grime. Within me brews an epic …
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
Pleasant is not a word I would use… To describe the scent of this ooze. Unlike any other dump I’ve …
I’m laying in bed in the dead of night. My bowel rumbles and needs to shite. But first I sound …
In the dead of night, I was awoken from sleep. I detected a stench that stealthily did creep. It worked …
Around midnight I was awoken by a terrible sound. A grunting as someone laid a monstrous mound. At first I …