Someone has done it yet again.
Stained, this porcelain has no friend.

It’s criminal to treat a toilet this way.
Carelessly firing the brown spray.

I’m suggesting we form a special team.
To investigate cases of the unclean.

Take down and punish poo-perpetrators.
Those who defile like turdly traitors.

Poohaps we could rub their noses in it.
And teach them to not have a terrible shit-fit.

Then lock them up and throw away the key.
That’ll put an end to their shitty crime spree.