Meteorite Madness: Part 3
Continued from Part 2! I light the match and drop it into the bowl. Breaking up the brown boulder is …
Continued from Part 2! I light the match and drop it into the bowl. Breaking up the brown boulder is …
Continued from Part 1! It’s time to flush, but will the bowl hold? These pipes are a few decades old. …
Last night what I shat left me floored. I think it was a brown alien horde. Or maybe a comet, …
I’m conducting The Symphony of Stinky, Spicy, Shitey. The foul aroma is palpable and mighty. I’m struck by agony, I …
Every day I’ve a new ache and pain… And every other, a new brown stain. It’s not what I expected …
Here be a dump in the making for hours. I force it out with monstrous power. With a thud it slumps …
I just dropped the world’s heaviest load. It shook the foundations of my abode. Porcelain is somehow still intact. Despite the …
I’m wearing a long and tight belt. So an evil presence is not felt. These pants contain the unholy stink. …
Regrettably, I just let out a big cough. Followed by a squirt into the trough. But it’s not COVID, I promise …
The last pooper didn’t flush. They left this rancid mush. But this wasn’t their first time. They added another layer of slime. …
I wasn’t aware that I needed to shit… Until my nostrils got a stinky hit. It trumped even the mere …
After taking a monumental dump… I had grave fears for my rump. Inside the bowl it was far from clean. …
I’m hit with an overwhelming urge… To commit the most dire of purge. This awful feeling has taken me hostage. I must …
I just released some Bangers and Mush. Promptly following I pressed the flush! That was a real banger, I promise …
Substance within is about to explode. This gut harbours a deadly payload. Flatulence attack unprecedented. Rupturing bubbles all fermented. Bowel …
A distorted trumpet sounds off a toot… A weak brown oozes instead of shoots. An emo screech begins to wail… …
You won’t find any Black Friday sales here. Instead, there’s something that leaves a smear! It’s Brown SaTURDay! A day …
There’s a goblin in my loo. He devours all the poo. But he’s quite a nice chap. Never gives a …