Coming this summer to a toilet near you…
The greatest pooems written on the subject of poo.

Three brave pooets set out on an endeavour.
Two named Dave and the third named Trevor.

To grace this world with hilarious words that rhyme.
Delivering a book dedicated to porcelain covered in grime.

Three years so far and the journey finally bears fruit.
Officially releasing a novel about rectums going toot.

But what’s that you say there’s still more to come?
It’s true and indeed the pooets are going live with their fun.

So tune in soon and listen to their story…
As three brave pooets will tell you of their fecal glory.