Count Dumpula The Brown Gherkin
A sudden pain in the guts was the first warning. Then a trumpet announced a bog was spawning. Out it spewed …
The Great Brown Pointer
You’ve all heard the story of the shark named jaws… Now hear about The Great Brown Pointer named Smores. It …
Turned To Darkness – Part III
After what seems a millennium The Count has risen. A full brown moon is out and nuggets will be spillin’. …
Count Dumpula Strikes!
So once again it’s that time of year… The Count searches for the poofect rear. Halloween is upon us, meaning …
Hershey Highway
Out from the Hershey Highway this bog did fly. Speeding like a rocket it surprised all nearby. Hitting the surface …
Dry Doodoo
Today I took a poo that was so dry… Like a thunderstorm, it would crack the sky. No moisture was …
Brown Smoothie
Dude, I just took the biggest deuce of my life. It’s so goddamn big my anus is in strife. I …
Uncorking The Nugget
There once was a time when pooetry was easy. I’d just planted my cheeks and the rhymes came sleazy. But …
Shrimp Bogtail
Seated for dinner and much to my delight… I saw before me such a beautiful sight. Seafood as far the …
The Brown Shivers
Have you ever had that feeling where you get really cold? And your body tells you It’s time to release the …
Cold Winter Morn
I was minding my business one cold winter morn. When all of a sudden my butt gave a terrible yawn. …
A Spilt Cup
There is a horrible funk emanating from my porcelain throne. Something has upset my stomach with a sickening groan. The …
Poo Vibrations
“Poo Vibrations” by Sharty Shart and The Rectal Punch It’s such a poo vibration, it’s such a poo sensation. Yo, …
After-Grog Bog
That was the cleanest AGB I’ve ever seen. So smooth as it left, no splash no steam. A few moments …
Lit Shit: Part 1
We’ve all heard of people saying their mix-tapes are lit. Well I’m here to raise the bar as I shoot …
Sleuthing Shitting Sloth Returns
Trouble to begin with as I was touching cloth… More trouble ensued as I birthed a mangey sloth. A twist …
Survival Futile
I can feel the pain all the way to my teste. Something is brewing, something hefty. A ping of pain …