No Disco Dancing
Having milk after midday on a full belly… Risks filling pants with brown jelly. And if lactose for you is …
Pure Pooetry
Pure Pooetry
Blockage of Cheese
This is quite the difficult poo. All because I forgot to chew. The feta is not easily passed. I should …
Pure Pooetry
Gorgonzola Gunk Funk
I’m in a bit of a pickle, I’m in a bit of a funk. I’ve eaten so much cheese my …
Pure Pooetry
Fecal Cheese
I feel the sudden southern squeeze. Down below too much cottage cheese. Pumping fists, I drop the load. Hideously birthed …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Cheese
Squeeze out the brown cheese. Give a sequel if it does please. But I shoulda left it in a ditch. …
Pure Pooetry
