My Shamepoo
This fecal mistake is such a shame. And I have no one but myself to blame. Must have slept too little the …
Pure Pooetry
Lest We Forget
My poo filled bowels began to rumble and then my turds began to tumble. One by one they entered the …
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Fecal War is Hell
War rages on deep in the trench. My own personal enemy is this stench. At dawn our fates will be …
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A Work of Shart
Nice and easy is how it went. Little to no energy was spent. A small backfire sent the poo sliding. …
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Scatastrophic Failure
I’m experiencing unpleasant rectal behaviour. All day long I’ve had scatastrophic failure. Things are exploding out my taint. If they …
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The Royal Duty
Today has had a lot of pootential. But one thing’s been missing and it’s kind of essential. There’s been no …
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Harebrained
What a hair brained scheme. To think I could poo without being seen. But alas this toilet is made of …
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Raining Bog – A Slayer Pooem
Trapped in poogatory A lifeless bogject, steaming Awaiting wiping Death will be it’s flushination The sky is turning brown Return to poower draws …
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Papa’s Poonut Butter
Papa Poosepi is the name and excreting excrement is the game. Voiding my bowels is what I do. I then …
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The Defiler
Such an enormous deuce does await. I’ve pushed so hard I’ve got shakes. I’m in some pain and a lot …
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Lunch Break
The daily grind can put everyone under stress. Imagine being a rectum, life would be tough at best. Thankfully lunch …
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