Poopare For War
In times of peace, you must poopare for war. So that is why I’m shittin’ on the floor! I’m not …
In times of peace, you must poopare for war. So that is why I’m shittin’ on the floor! I’m not …
El Caganer squats in the middle of the field. Pants around ankles, soil ready to yield. The tradition says all …
I’m out on a stroll, walking my dog. Feeling pretty good, I have a little jog. The sun is out, …
This is a tale to lament the porcelain gleam. Now met its end by lumps of brown and green. Once …
That seriously did not just happen… An apoocalypse while I was a-crappin’. Something monstrous was making its way… Through my …
The stars have aligned, my bowels are primed. Centuries have waited for this brown grime. Within me brews an epic …
Here is a terrible tale of a sickening brown fail… When I was pranked by a caca-cocktail. I had just …
I’m not enjoying this toilet session. It’s causing me fecal depression. Normally I feel sweat running down my crack. But …
Here is a story about a stealthy brown attack. The battle took place within my own crack. I foolishly delayed …
Everyone’s angry cos I’ve been farting up a storm. Do I need to take a dump or is this just …
My poor erupting spleen was not too keen… For out of the blue came the brown and mean. It blasted …
You take a dump but I take one too. You fire your ass but I got runny poo. When you’re …
Off to the loo, I make a mad dash. Gotta drop this load in a fecal flash. Lid goes up, …
There is no toilet I cannot defile. My aftermath will leave no smile. When I unleash the terrible mixture. The …
Lately, my name has been Farts Galore. I’ve been dropping bombs and stinky spores. The farts have been flying out …
A squelch between my cheeks meant only one thing. Something was brewing and it resembled chow mein. I tried to …
Today I took a poo that was so dry… Like a thunderstorm, it would crack the sky. No moisture was …
Ass crack bulging with pressure applied. One evil turd waiting on the inside. Out it bursts as all Hell breaks …