A Bad Feeling
I have a bad feeling… From a fart I was peeling… It gave a resounding echo. I’ve had too many …
Abandon Shit!
In my gut, there’s a churning of boiling hot lava. Fuelled by chilli, beans and several cups of java. This …
No Respect
I’m a couple coffees in when I feel the brown sin. If I don’t poop soon the fecal will claim …
Caffeine Volcano
I love drinking coffee, oh yes I do. The only problem is the monstrous poo. After a few cups of …
Bad Barista Brew
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …
No Stain, No Gain
White was the porcelain prior to use. It wouldn’t last long cos I needed to deuce. Last nights meal was …
Recipe For Poosaster
It was a cold and lazy Sunday morning. Stepping out of my room, my butt was yawning. Breakfast was served …
A Cup of Starbutts
A late night coffee has caused a tussle. My bowel is moving and starting to rustle. Pain is unbearable I …
Breakfast of Bog
What’s for breakfast? Is it crappy crepes? Like Count Dumpula’s tumbling brown apes? Or is it boring toast slathered in …
Vicious and Violent
Two iced coffees and I’m about to down a third. Soon the onset of a vicious and violent turd. But …
Espresso Fartini
I hold aloft this classy brown drink. I foresee in my future a terrible stink. This robust espresso looks quite …
Next To Godliness
They say cleanliness is next to godliness. A drink coaster saves me from the obvious. You see no one wants …
Smells So Familiar
Here I stand, taking a big ol’ whiz. Then the smell hits me, there it is. This wee stinks of …
Poolution Solution
On the throne I sat to take a dump… Which blasted out in a magnificent clump. The porcelain cracked and …
Saturdays and My Ass
I think I just blew out my anus. With a catastrophic exodus insanous. Three coffees down and my stomach churned. …
Pooetry Fuel
I’m running dangerously low on pooetry fuel. Without it I cannot produce rhymes about stool. The lack of poopy rhymes …
Coffee Goes in…
The coffee goes in, toffee comes out. Time to create brown sauerkraut. The stink is rich, the stink is rank. …
Maxed Out on Coffee
I’m on coffee number two and it’s only 10am. Something tells me I’ll be destroying the S-bend. The clock reaches …
