Brown Mountain
I just dropped the world’s heaviest load. It shook the foundations of my abode. Porcelain is somehow still intact. Despite the …
I just dropped the world’s heaviest load. It shook the foundations of my abode. Porcelain is somehow still intact. Despite the …
You won’t find any Black Friday sales here. Instead, there’s something that leaves a smear! It’s Brown SaTURDay! A day …
We all know the feeling of brown overflow… It’s a surging torrent that is raring to go. The levy will …
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
The brown mule was kicking, letting me know… I needed a throne fast so to a throne I did go. …
My body is a giant tube of tootpaste. Before you ask, no I’m not shitfaced. But I am filled with …
My loo is shattered and gross. It’s certainly nothing I would boast. Yet busting to go I had little choice. …
The dead man’s doo, sat at the bottom of the loo. It had been lying there for a week or …
The past must have been such a bore. Our forefathers never had cheeks this sore. The kids today can’t use …
Every time I poop its gigantic in girth. Forget the bowl I worry about planet Earth. Hurdling into the bowl …
The challenge is made, the challenge is issued. I grab my wand wrapped in toilet tissue. Papa Poosepi has challenged …
The Bog of a Million Riches… Has soiled countless britches. Due to lavish and extravagant lifestyle… And consumption of food …
Ever planted your palm on the opposite wall? While wiping away the brown once and for all? Well, picture this …
No one’s died shooting a stinky air squirt. Yet the one I just tooted really did hurt! It was followed …
Last night’s meal was a meaty feast. Foolishly I had fueled an inner beast. By morning my southern regions were …
I’ve got a brown log stuck in the tailpipe. I can’t remove it, even with a wipe. It only pushed …
This one goes out to Kirk. A big Pure Pooetry fan who is doing it tough. ❤️ I’m feeling a …
Here I squat, dropping you know what. Forcing out a sludgy brown snot. But this one is different, this one …