Someone has been leaving their brown curds.
On the walls and floors their smeared turds.

A small mountain of monstrosities did gather.
Made up of used paper and fecal slather.

The sight was horrendous and I nearly did spew.
It almost shocked my anus into not doing a poo.

Behaviour like this does not go unnoticed.
A message from management was poosted.

Retripootion on the serial pooper was swift.
Angry notes left to answer their brown gift.

But will it do any good? Will the fecal tide turn?
Or for another clean bowl will we still yearn?

Time will tell in this serious shitty matter.
I just don’t want to see another brown splatter.