Fuelling The Fatberg
The sewers beneath old London town… Conceal a secret coated in brown. The tubes and pipes that lead to dunnies… …
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Rectal Rush
Something in my gut did not feel good. Clearly I’ve eaten the wrong kind of food. Time was of the …
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Settling The Doodoo Debt
I don’t mean to cause anyone to fret… But I’m here to settle a doodoo debt. I hadn’t visited the …
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The Dry Wipe: Redux
The aftermath of my last massive meal… Left my bowels with a wet and soggy feel. But an odd thing …
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The Number of The Bog
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
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High Tech Turds
The past must have been such a bore. Our forefathers never had cheeks this sore. The kids today can’t use …
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I’m Out of Order
I have a disease. Well, it’s more of a sickness. I block toilets with turds of mammoth thickness. No matter …
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Turned To Darkness – Part II
The challenge is made, the challenge is issued. I grab my wand wrapped in toilet tissue. Papa Poosepi has challenged …
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A Painful Pooting
No one’s died shooting a stinky air squirt. Yet the one I just tooted really did hurt! It was followed …
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A Plumbing Mishap
Desperately I fled from my angry pursuers. Yet what I needed were the sewers. Somewhere, anywhere to unleash what lay …
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Accidental Sleaze
I didn’t plan to fart as I blew out a sneeze. And sadly along with it came the rear sleaze. …
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The Sneeze of The Exorcism
Have you ever rushed off to the loo… To unload a much-needed number two? Only to have something violent happen… …
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Compacted Stool
Here is a story about a stealthy brown attack. The battle took place within my own crack. I foolishly delayed …
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Bad Barista Brew
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …
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Doodoo Debt
I ask you, is there no greater issue… Than being without toilet tissue? When you’ve expelled the chocolate fudge… And …
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Blast Off!
Off to the loo, I make a mad dash. Gotta drop this load in a fecal flash. Lid goes up, …
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Toilet Talents
The following account is a story that’s true… It all took place while I was on the loo. There were …
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Recipe For Poosaster
It was a cold and lazy Sunday morning. Stepping out of my room, my butt was yawning. Breakfast was served …
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