Off to the loo, I make a mad dash.
Gotta drop this load in a fecal flash.

Lid goes up, pants go down.
With a blast out goes the brown.

G-forces hit as poop and water meet…
In a splash, it quickened my heartbeat.

I didn’t have time to do a countdown.
But I swear I felt it shake the ground.

I hold on tight to the porcelain seat.
This rocketing blast elevates my feet!

Cracks appear, and not just my own!
Yet it and the porcelain have completely blown!