The sewers beneath old London town…
Conceal a secret coated in brown.
The tubes and pipes that lead to dunnies…
Are getting jam-packed with a sludge not runny.
It’s gotten claggy, thick and altogether quite sick.
A blockage making The Thames oily and slick.
People have been feeding their loos gigantic poos.
The underworld is filled with a hideous goo.
This substance has backed up for many a year.
The “fatberg” inducing Londoners with fear.
And now their bathrooms are ticking timebombs…
Waiting to explode out of their Johns!
Londoners, beware when you straddle your seats.
The next dropped nugget could destroy your ensuites!