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High Tech Turds

The past must have been such a bore.
Our forefathers never had cheeks this sore.

The kids today can’t use the loo…
Without uploading a selfie or two.

And I’m playing a game of pool…
While unloading a wad of stool.

No need to write the score down.
Cos I just sunk the brown!

Ahhh, what a time to be alive!
I’m multitaskin’ like Johny Five!

With great technology comes pooping power…
Steve Jobs, thanks for the happy hour!

Pure Pooetry

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