The past must have been such a bore.
Our forefathers never had cheeks this sore.
The kids today can’t use the loo…
Without uploading a selfie or two.
And I’m playing a game of pool…
While unloading a wad of stool.
No need to write the score down.
Cos I just sunk the brown!
Ahhh, what a time to be alive!
I’m multitaskin’ like Johny Five!
With great technology comes pooping power…
Steve Jobs, thanks for the happy hour!
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