Toilet Talents

The following account is a story that’s true…
It all took place while I was on the loo.

There were many hours since my last visit.
And what came out was certainly no midget.

Gigantic sewer serpents made their escape.
They were mighty craps or as the French say, ‘crapes’.

Things got messy so I decided to flush.
I needed more room for the incoming mush.

But as I flushed something strange happened.
Never before while I was still crappin’…

The serpents had gotten stuck in the pipe.
Which caused a reaction of the ‘bidet’ type.

I screamed a scream of watery panic.
And I discovered a new talent of acrapbatics.

Pure Pooetry

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