Early Morning Quickie
A bit earlier than my usual number two. Today I wait, as I sit on the loo. It’s very pleasant …
Pure Pooetry
Sloppy Jalopy
I rush to the loo for a sloppy jalopy. Slime seeps out with a resounding ploppy. Smell is bearable if …
Pure Pooetry
Sworn Doodie
So I go to the loo and what do I see? Someone had been right before me. The seat was …
Pure Pooetry
A Hole in One
I walked the stairs to go to the loo, the whole time dropping my guts while trying not to poo. …
Pure Pooetry
Coffee Coffee
This is a joint effort pooem between Shizhard Wizard and Count Dumpula! Coffee coffee the magical goop. The more you …
Pure Pooetry
Harebrained
What a hair brained scheme. To think I could poo without being seen. But alas this toilet is made of …
Pure Pooetry
The Phantom of The Opoora
One fateful, frightful gloomy night, I took a shit that became my blight. I heaved and squeezed and dropped my …
Pure Pooetry
