Have you ever rushed off to the loo…
To unload a much-needed number two?

Only to have something violent happen…
An interruption while you’re a crappin’?

The violence I speak of is a horrendous sneeze.
The kind where your poop shoots out the breeze.

But with that breeze is horrible pain.
The kind that you scream without restrain.

It happened to me just now and it was indescribable.
The demon was exorcised now I’m reading my Bible.