I don’t mean to cause anyone to fret…
But I’m here to settle a doodoo debt.
I hadn’t visited the loo in quite a spell…
Cos I was fearing the aftermath smell.
But now I’ve just taken a record-breaking dump.
And all I’m left with is my sweaty rump.
You see it was such an effort and a strain.
To force out such a heinous brown rain.
And because I had put it off for so long…
My anus screamed a second awful song.
A surge of torrential liquid never seen before.
The power blasted me right off the floor!
And now I’ve pooped enough for the year.
The porcelain has a permanent smear.