Doodoo Debt

I ask you, is there no greater issue…
Than being without toilet tissue?

When you’ve expelled the chocolate fudge…
And it was stubborn and wouldn’t budge.

But with force you got the job done.
And its time to wipe your bum.

That’s when you make the grim find.
You’ve got nothing to wipe your behind.

This is the end, and all hope is lost.
This doodoo debt is too high a cost.

There’s only one thing left to do.
Flush yourself down the loo too.

Pure Pooetry

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