Something in my gut did not feel good.
Clearly I’ve eaten the wrong kind of food.

Time was of the essence, so I located the loo.
I quickly readied to unleash this poo.

The ooze left my body in a violent rush.
A torrential downpour of muddy slush.

And just when I thought the worst had passed…
There came another onslaught thick and fast.

This was followed by a third and final blasting.
For the next few days, I will be meal fasting!