Desperately I fled from my angry pursuers.
Yet what I needed were the sewers.
Somewhere, anywhere to unleash what lay within.
Gotta unload before it dribbles down my shin.
A powerful force had grown in my bowels.
Situation grim, I may need many towels.
And the angry mob bearing down on my ass…
What if I fired at them my atomic butt blast?
But first I should explain this awful situation.
I was dumping in the loo at the local bus station.
I didn’t know the ‘not in use’ sign had slipped…
Result: a butt load of people had their shit flipped.
How was I to know that the fire sprinkler nozzles…
…had been confused by an elderly plumber fossil?
The fool had mistakenly hooked it up to the pipes!
Then I accidentally sprayed ’em with brown stripes!
They got no warning, just the volumes that flowed.
I’d unloaded on them the heinous motherload.
They chased me out of the emergency exit.
But my bowels were still in caca-credit!
With them inches from catching and beating my face…
I decided to let them have another brown taste!
And by now my gut was a volcanic hot mess.
Result: a sight that will cause doodoo-distress!
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