BOK BOK BOG!
I’ve had chicken dinner three nights in a row. From the rear I’ve had quite the southern flow. And that …
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The H.S.POO
Last night I ordered some Uber Eats. With no intention of creating a fecal beast. I ordered myself the Halal …
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SHOP n PLOP
Oh my turd, this is going to be bad. The pain in my coight is the worst I’ve ever had. …
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Brown Queef Grief
I wash my hands then brush my teeth. Time to deposit a stinky brown queef. But it’s come too soon, …
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Considering Quitting
Here I sit on the employee’s loo. Dropping clumps of my brown goo. I just released a monstrous handful. The …
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My Poor Behind
Today it’s back to work, back to the grind. Honestly it’s welcomed for my poor behind. While this holiday period …
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Friday Floods Once More
I just had an emergency evacuation. The fecal ejected before plantation. I found myself in a right shitty situation. Bowels …
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Maxed Out on Coffee
I’m on coffee number two and it’s only 10am. Something tells me I’ll be destroying the S-bend. The clock reaches …
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Run Poosepi Run
Busting, I had to poop really bad… I was forced to clench like I never had. Several minutes away was the …
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The Public Enemy
I hurried off to take a poo. Looking for the nearest loo. The cramp grew strong and increased in pain. …
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Crappy Crab Walk Cramps
I didn’t get the chance to poop at all yesterday. So I had a big load waiting in my brown …
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Phantom of The Poopera
Something escaped my ass as I drove. Its fumes where fiery to the nose. This could only mean there was …
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Master of Nuggets
Did you hear about that one time… When Papa splattered the bowl with slime? Or the time he produced a …
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Too Close To The Sun / Fecal at Sea
I went too far this time, I flew too close to The Sun. Two double espressos equal a rumbling in …
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Speedy Shit
Rocketing to the loo, I gots to go real bad. My face is so red you’d think I was mad. …
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Early Warning
I got a warning. Early this morning. That something was wrong. with a foul smell so strong. With a spring …
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Post-Lunch Rumbles
I’ve got the post-lunch rumbles. Gradually my willpower crumbles. Holding it in with all my might. But the brown must …
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Wiped Too Soon
Much like any other shit, this is how it started. I asked out loud, “…was that me who farted?” The …
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