The aftermath of my last massive meal…
Left my bowels with a wet and soggy feel.

But an odd thing happened in the loo.
Nothing came out when I tried to poo!

So I got up and grabbed some tissue.
I thought wiping would clear up this issue.

But the moment it touched my delicate flower…
The force suddenly had immense power!

The dry wipe will make your skin crawl.
The dry wipe will make your eyes bawl.

How did this happen, and what should I do?
Now I’m too afraid to do another poo!

Did someone change the paper in the house?
This wipe felt the opposite of grouse!

Somehow I used sandpaper 2000 grit.
Now red and brown will be my future shits.