Skids Skids Skids
Skids galore, I deplore. Don’t leave that shit on the floor. Dirty stain, is a pain. Making a mess you …
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Morning Sog
Upon waking this morning I knew something was askew. A sudden and strange feeling that made me want to spew. …
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Where’s The Spew?
This coffee has put me in quite a stew. Now I need to unleash a rectal spew. Or maybe it …
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Foreign Fecal Matter: Part 1
Just how far would you stoop. For science and rancid poop. This stool sample from another world. A scent that …
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The Bowel Breaker
In the middle of the night it strikes. A vicious fecal attack no one likes. The kind that gives your …
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Abhorrent Soft Serve Ripple
I’ve found myself in a bit of a pickle. As I can’t stop the release, of this brown soft serve …
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Painful Brown Birth
I just gave a painful brown birth. It split me apart, with it’s wide girth. When it landed into the …
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Brown Murky Hell
I actually don’t know what to write anymore. As there is sweat on the seat that I can’t ignore. It’s …
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Chocolate Factory
It took a while, but the factory is finally open. The chocolate factory that is, and the gate is broken. …
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Monday Morning Stink
The Monday morning stink. Will really make you think. What went through these bowels? Maybe several dead cows. Rectum is …
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Hot as Hell / Satan’s Dinner
It’s so steamy and hot. Like my oiled cracker slot. Out comes a prize winner. It’s Satan’s fecal dinner. My …
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Anoos The Wise
When you feel the Anoos rumbling below. A great awakening starts to grow. Soon a streaming knowledge will ebb and …
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Moby Thick
My legs grow numb as I pen this tale. For I’m on the John as I excrete this whale. It’s …
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Plastic Bag
Here’s another tale and yes it’s true. And as usual, it’s all about poo. I have a brother, several years …
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From The Shitey Deep
It brewed inside like a colossal storm. It began last night and it now it is morn. The seas of …
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Houston, We Have a Pooblem!
Friday work lunch, a burger from heaven. But the aftereffects, got my bowels a revvin’. I got back to the …
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The Scent of Obscurity
My day started just like any other. In the loo to birth a brown brother. Afterwards, something was not right. …
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